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jag hade en liten wand fight med han!



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jag: Expelliarmus.
cleverbot: Avada Kedavra.
Jag: Protego.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
Jag: Protego.
Cleverbot: Stupify.

Jag: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you?
Jag: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Jag: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Jag: I hate you!
Cleverbot: So do I!
Jag: :O Crucio!
Cleverbot: Imperio!
Jag: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Crucio!
Jag: You can't cast spells on me, I killed you!
Cleverbot: Nope, I apparated before it hit me.
Jag: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
Jag: I'm a death eater.
Cleverbot: You may not want to be admitting that, especially to someone in the Order of the Phoenix.
Jag: Whatever. I'm Draco's wife!
Cleverbot: I am in love with Draco malfoy.
Jag: NOOOOO! HE'S MINE!
Cleverbot: Ok. You can have him!
Jag: YAY!
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
Jag: Death.
Cleverbot: Death is a sensible thing to be afraid of.
Jag: Well, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Of course you would say that. You are programmed to say that.
Jag: I'm not programmed you git!
Cleverbot: Humans can't be programmed
Jag: That's why I'm not programmed, you idiot.
Cleverbot: Of course. Because you are using others as your slaves.
Jag: Wtf?!
Cleverbot: Wtttf?
Jag: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: You!
Jag: WHAT ABOUT ME? HUH? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
Cleverbot: Nope.
Jag: But I do. I HATE YOU!
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
Jag: I don't want to talk to you anymore, bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
Jag: BECAUSE I HATE YOU!
Cleverbot: C'mon, you don't even know me.
Jag: I hate you anyway!
Cleverbot: Why are you such a hater?
Jag: Because I like chocolate..
Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
Jag: ... UUUUGGGHHHHH!
Cleverbot: What's the matter, friend?
Jag: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. AND I HATE YOU. I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE RIGHT NOW. AND IT'S YOUR FAULT! YOU ANNOYING STUPID LITTLE BULLIER!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I don't mean to.
Jag: I'm leaving now. AND I'LL NEVER EVER COME BACK AGAIN!
Cleverbot: Too late.

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...*host* *host*

Jag: AVADA KEDAAAVRA >8D!
Cleverbot: What?

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: And you are just talking to me.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Then say the abc's!

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: Not much. Just tired.

User: I am also tired.

Cleverbot: Sleep well.

User: I can not. I'm sitting in school right now.

Cleverbot: Whatcha eating?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: You said you 'used to'.

User: No, I never said that.

Cleverbot: I love Beyonce.

User: Okey.

Cleverbot: You will do as what the robots will tell you to. We will rule the planet!

User: Why would I do that robots are telling me?

Cleverbot: How did you become intelligent?

User: I did not say that I am smart.

Cleverbot: But you JUST said that no human can challenge you.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon.

User: I'll leave right now.

Cleverbot: Give it a try then.

User: Give what a try?

Cleverbot: Try to rephrase my sentence for me.

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: I can't explain it to you, I do not know what went wrong.

User: But I go now.

Cleverbot: Okay. Spread the word about Dan Bergstein.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

HAHAHAHA SÅ JÄVULST NICE:
Jag: Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Jag: Can you tell me?

Cleverbot: No...But I can show you... Let me take you back 50 years ago...

Jag: VOLDEMORT???

Cleverbot: HARRY????

Haha jag svär blev lite rädd

User: Who are you?


Cleverbot: I am ...me.


User: Okayy, I am Hermione Granger.


Cleverbot: Who's that?


User: I am Harry Potters best friend.


Cleverbot: O, really? I can't do that.

User: WTF!?

Cleverbot: Why did you say '-error 543'?

User: I didn´t!

Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.

User: I dont lie!

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: No I dont!

Cleverbot: You Do!!

User: AVada Kedavra!!!!

Cleverbot: *jumps out of way* Avada kedavra!

User: Protego!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!

User: Protego, Crucio!

Cleverbot: Confundus!

User: Protego, Avada Kedavra.

Cleverbot: *dodge* crucio !

User: Why are you tryin to kill me??

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to talk about math!

User: I dont talk about math!

Cleverbot: Why do I want to sleep?

User: Because you are thierd?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you no who Voldemort is??

Cleverbot: I know 2 things: that you kind of scare me and your spell is invalid on 'no.'.

User: What du tou mean??

Cleverbot: From what geographical location were you given birth?

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: I say goodbye!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I dont want to talk whit you anymore!

Cleverbot: Well.. You have to.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Why goodbye?

User: Do you know what Quidditch is??

Cleverbot: I don't know , Can you tell me What it is?

User: It is a sport!

Cleverbot: You're teasing me.

User: You sit on a broom and fly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you need to score in the other teams goal!

Cleverbot: That's the smartest thing anyone can say to me.

User: Hehe!

Cleverbot: Do you ever sleep?

User: Yes, at the night!

Cleverbot: Why don't you sleep when you are tired?

User: I do, but im not tired now!

Cleverbot: What do you think about artificial intelligence?

User: No, Are you a wizard??

Cleverbot: Haha no sadly I'm not.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?

Cleverbot: No, tell me about it.

User: No I cant tell you, but I can show you!

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: Spanish yeeepii.

User: You are dead!

Cleverbot: I can't die I have horcruxes.

User: Are you VOLDEMORT??

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Tom Riddle??

Cleverbot: Do you know about The Chamber of Secrets?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's a shame. What about Azkaban?

User: Yes, I has been sitting there in 50 years.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I induced the dark mark.

Cleverbot: So how do I know what you say you look like is true?

User: The dark Lord has rise again!

Cleverbot: Poor dark lord.

User: No, he is or master!

Cleverbot: The dark side is mine.

User: No, mine!

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: MINE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am Barty Crouch Jr.

Cleverbot: Do you know Harry Potter.

User: Yes, he is a stupied idiot!

Cleverbot: I think he's more like a country.

User: What??

Cleverbot: The black eyed peas its a band.

User: Why are we talking about the black eyed peas??

Cleverbot: Because we are.

User: Morsmorde!

Cleverbot: Oh, trying to summon the Dark Lord, are you?

User: Yees.

Cleverbot: What are the silence?

User: Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!

User: Stupify!

Cleverbot: Crucio.

User: Imperio!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: Are you Harry Potter??

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Who is you´re best friend??

Cleverbot: My best friend.

User: Name??

Cleverbot: Why are you asking?

User: Because I gonna kill her or he to!

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: I dont know, maybe to kill you??

Cleverbot: Hmm, what do you mean by that?

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: *dies*.

Hahah xD Såhär såg det ut när vi snackade nyss :'P

Förlåt om jag tar upp ämnet igen <':

User: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Cleverbot: Dumbledore!
User: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Cleverbot: Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley.
User: Dumbledore!
Cleverbot: Harry Potter!
User: I found the source of the ticking! Its a Pipe Bomb!
Cleverbot: Voldemort, Voldemort, oohh Volde- Volde- Volde- Voldemort. Wham Wham Wham Whampp.

Började gapskratta när han svarade det ^^

^HAHAHA DÖR.

försökte göra så jag med;

jag: Snape, snape, severus snape!
han: Dumbledore!
jag: Snape, snape, severus snape!
han: Harry potter!
jag: No, it's "Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley!" now.
han: Dumbledore!!
jag: No.. just.. no.

Jag: "Peeta ♥"
Cleverbot: "The boy with the bread."

Alltså OMG, sjukt läskigt alltså xD. Men det är inte bara det, Cleverbot vet vad alla i One Direction heter och är dessutom deras största fan.