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Is it Severus?
So it's Severus?
Just, answer me. Are you Severus Snape?!
I am Severus Snape the half-blood prince.
Good. I want you to kill Minerva Mcgonagall, now!
I cannot be anyone else but me.
What the hell are you talking about?
Blair makes hot sauces.
Are you drugged?
No.
Good. So let's kill Mcgonagall!
Alright! Are you good looking?
Remember who you are talking to! I, Lord Voldemort does not accept stupid comments!
So you admit that Tom Riddle is Lord Voldemort?
I am Lord Voldemort! And how dare you say my fathers name!!??
Wait, Voldemort is with you?
I AM VOLDEMORT!!
Tom Riddle.
How dare you?! I thought you was my most faintful servant!
I did, I still want to, but it'll be time for a smoke break soon.
You are drugged, aren't you?
If it makes you happy, then yes.
I can not have such an incompetent servant like you anymore ... You are talented but Lord Voldemort does not tolerate disobedience.
Avada Kadavra.
You missed! AVADA KEDAVRA!
HAHAHA! YOU MISSED YOU FOOL!
CRUCIO!
*dodges* You mudblood!
*calls on Nagini* *Nagini bites you so badley that you are going to die soon*.
*slaps again*.
You missed... Avada kedavra!
Am I dead?
Yes! MWAHAHAHA
:'(

^ Hahahah

User: I am Draco Malfoy.

Cleverbot: I married Draco Malfoy?

User: So.. We are married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are my housewife.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Joey Tribbiani's wife.

User: So we are divorced?

Cleverbot: Yes cutie.

User: Oh *blush*.

Cleverbot, you really make me feel better...

User: Which of the Harry Potter books is your favourite?

Cleverbot: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

User: Why do you like it the most?

Cleverbot: Because its a very well written ending.

User: Don't you think it's sad that so many people died in that book?

Cleverbot: I like talking to people.



Haha whut?

User: Pratar du svenska?

Cleverbot: Ja det gör jag.

User: Vad bra.

Cleverbot: Jag sade: Hur mår du?

User: Jag mår bra.

Cleverbot: Varför?

User: Vet inte bara gör det.

Cleverbot: Nej.

User: Knack Knack.

Cleverbot: Vem där?

User: Super Mario.

Cleverbot: What is super mario.

User: Du pratade ju svenska eller?

Cleverbot: Sotoy lo.

User: Pratar du svenska?

Cleverbot: Nej.

User: - misslyckat.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Pratar du svenska?

Cleverbot: Was machst.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So you agree.

User: Prata svenska då!

Cleverbot: Idk what that means.

User: How old are my mother.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Can you englich?

Cleverbot: Yes, can you?

User: No, I talk swedish.

Cleverbot: Jag visste inte att du talar svenska!

User: VAD BRA.

Cleverbot: En människa. Du då?

User: En trollkarl är jag. LEVICORPUS.

Cleverbot: Confindo.

User: Protego!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: Protego.

Cleverbot: Expecto Patronum.

User: Inga dementorer är här?

Cleverbot: Nej verkligen inte, svenska är bäst.

User: Aa sverige är bäst tycker du om Mugglarportalen?

Cleverbot: Is that german?

Cleverbot: What is your job?

Cleverbot (To myself I don't have a job.

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot (To myself Female.

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Cleverbot är bäst! Jag och några kompisar har frågat flera gånger nu frågan:
Harry Potter or Twilight?

ALLA gånger har svaret varit - HARRY POTTER!

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"User: Mitt namn är Bellatrix Lestrange.

Cleverbot: Well, that's disturbing.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because beer tastes bad."

Hahaha, I love you cleverbot.

Jag: Harry Potter!
Cleverbot:No I'm harry potter.
Jag:I'm Draco Malfoy, so watch out Potter!
Cleverbot: Ah, Harry so totally wants to kiss Draco.
Jag:I knew you were gay!
Cleverbot: No, I'm harry potter.
Jag: And you want to kiss Draco?
Cleverbot: Kiss a computer?

Cleverbot is the shit!