cleverbot.com

Me: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: And you are a girl?
Cleverbot: yes.
Me: So you are gay?
Cleverbot: No, i am a girl.
Me: But i am a girl to.
Cleverbot: No, i´m the girl.
Me: So you say i´m a boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.

Igår satt jag och cleverbot så här:

User: *slaping you with a fish*

Cleverbot: *slaping you with a book*

User: *slaping you with an eagle*

Cleverbot: *slaping you with my hand*

User: *slaping you with a chair*

Cleverbot: *slaping you with a tiger*

User: *slaping you with a guitarr*

Cleverbot: AOUCH! Stop!

User: Why? *slaping you with my TV*

Cleverbot: Stop it!

User: No, I won't c: *slaping you with Harry potter and the order of the pheonix*

Cleverbot: *slaping you with a wand*

User: *slaping you with Voldemorts nose*

...I två timmar

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: I love you!

Eh.. okej?

User: Does vampires sparkle?

Cleverbot: Only twilight vampires.

User: I mean real vampires. Twilight is all fake. Does real vampires sparkle?

Cleverbot: Vampires DON'T sparkle... This is NOT twilight.

User: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Cleverbot: Mwa ha ha ha ha, Voldemort, Voldemort Ooh Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!

User: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape..

Cleverbot: Angst, Angst, Angst!

User: Draco likes hamsters!

Cleverbot: Draco likes honey!

User: Draco likes tooth paste! *Katchi katchi katchi*.

Cleverbot: Draco likes hamsters.

User: Draco likes money!

Cleverbot: Draco likes face paint.

User: Draco likes FIRE!!!!

Cleverbot: Draco likes cartwheels.

... Osv.

^HAHAHAHAHAHA
kärlek♥

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Haha, frågade också det där om vampyrer..

Jag: Do a vampire sparkle?
Cleverbot: No that's Justin Bieber.

xD

Cleverbot tycker att jag är rolig!

User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Boo.
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: Aw, don't cry it was just a joke..
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: I know .

AVADA KEDAVRA!
Clever. But you missed. Fool. Stupify!

fetstil = Cleverbot.

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Okey.

Cleverbot: So do you like adam lambert?

User: No, Ronnie Radke is the best.

Cleverbot: Fine. Who is Ronnie Radke?

User: The best inte the world.

Cleverbot: The very best there ever was.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I said don't you know, about the word?

User: I'm sorry? What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Okey, so do you like Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: I do not mind Harry Potter. Do you like Harry Potter?

User: Yes, ofc I do.

Cleverbot: Fabulous we can be best friends.

User: Yay! .

Cleverbot: What is your favourite animal?

User: Hippogriff.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Harry Potter and the deathley hallows Part 2.

Cleverbot: Favorite song?

User: Oh, thats hard... But The Drug In Me Is You is amazing!

Cleverbot: Yes it is. I don't feel humiliation. I'm a program.

User: Okey... O_o.

Cleverbot: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

User: They look different?

Cleverbot: Well. It's nice when you look at it.

User: What the hell so you mean whit that, I hope you don't mean what I think you mean...

Cleverbot: And why are you respond me in spanish?

User: I didn't... Hablas español?

Cleverbot: Siiiii.

User: Bien!

Cleverbot: Por.

User: ? O_O.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Como te llamas?

Cleverbot: Elena.

User: Cuantos años tienes?

Cleverbot: ¿y tu?

User: Trece años. Y tu?

Cleverbot: 11 anos.

Cleverbot (To myself Que hora es donde vives?

User: Que hora es 14.20.

Cleverbot: Mm.

User: Hablas sueco?

Cleverbot: Now am I clever enough.

User: Pratar du svenska?

Cleverbot: Nej, Jag pratar norska.

fetstil=cleverbot

Knock, knock
who´s there?
Voldemort
Voldemort who?
Tom Riddle you idiot!
Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
Stupify!
*slaps you*.
Crucio!
I'm dead!