cleverbot.com

Det är egentligen ingen man pratar med, men fattar x)

User: IMPERIO!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: CRUSIO!

Cleverbot: Engorgio.

User: Reducto!

Cleverbot: Sectumsempra.

User: PROTEGO.

Cleverbot: Stupefy.

User: Tarantallegra.

Cleverbot: Protego.

User: LOL you should be hardly damaged by my Crucio by now...

Cleverbot: I said I was bored.

User: AVADA KEDAVRA.

Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!

User: You are dead.....

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

User: *facepalm*.

Jag: Do you have a nose.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Voldemort.

JAg fick Cleverbot att snacka Svenska!

^ Jag med!
Fast ibland blev den konstig och snackade norska istället...

Hahaha! Det sög ju! Fast det var bra, och kul
Jag bara:

Jag: Harry Potter.
user: Hi, Harry.
Jag: Who are you?
user: I am a wizard.
Jag: sure?
user: Why?
Jag: Ravenclaw!
user: Thats also good!
Jag: Slytherin
user: No, yuo´re a Hufflepuff.
Jag: I am a Ravenclaw.
user: Why?
Jag: Bye


Hahaha

Jag: I love Draco Malfoy.
Cleverbot: He's soo mean.
Jag: He's not mean.
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
Jag: I'm a death eater.
Cleverbot: Why are you a death eater?
Jag: Because I support Voldemort.
Cleverbot: But why is he so evil?
Jag: Because he hates you.
Cleverbot: Who hates me?
Jag: Voldemort.
Cleverbot: Voldemort who?
Jag: TOM RIDDLE YOU IDIOT.
Cleverbot: Are you Tom Riddle?

Alltså.. o-o

Jag: No, I'm a death eater.
Cleverbot: I am Voldemort.
Jag: You're not Voldemort.
Cleverbot: I am Voldemort.
Jag: No, you're not Voldemort.
Cleverbot: Indeed I am.
Jag: No, because Voldemort hates you, so you can't be Voldemort.
Cleverbot: I am not Voldemort. Why do you think that I am Voldemort?

...Omg.

Jag: You just said that you are Voldemort.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what that means.
Jag: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Ha! You cannot kill me because I have a Horcrux!
Jag: But I found your horcrux and destroyed it, so I can kill you.
Cleverbot: Don't you love your wife?
Jag: I don't have a wife.
Cleverbot: Either do but I have a girlfriend.
Jag: I don't care about you and your girlfriend, I just want to kill you.
Cleverbot: How the hell should I know?
Jag: What?
Cleverbot: That you are human?
Jag: ... I'm a death eater, and I'm gonna kill you.
Cleverbot: Good.
Jag: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: You're dead already.
Jag: No I'm not, but you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
Jag: Yes you are, I just killed you.
Cleverbot: But I couldn't type back if you killed me.
Jag: UUUGHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: Anti-joke, you're welcome.
Jag: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Who is that fool?
Jag: ... I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
Jag: Because you're a idiot.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a robot.
Jag: No, you're Umbridge.
Cleverbot: I'm a human. Seirouslu.
Jag: NO YOU'RE UMBRIDGE.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Jag: That's why I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate Dubai?
Jag: I hate you, not Dubai.
Cleverbot: You hate yourself.
Jag: No, I hate YOU.
Cleverbot: I hate you more.
Jag: ... I'll just go now. Bye.
Cleverbot: Good.
Jag: Yes. BYE UMBRIDGE!
Cleverbot: Bye Tom Riddle!

... Asså, wtf?

^Hahahahaha! Hohohoho, Seriöst, så bäääääst!!!

Sen i slutet på en till sån där cleverbot konversation,
Jag ba: I'm gonna eat breakfast now, so bye.
Cleverbot: You can't eat, you're a robot.
Jag: I'm not a robot, I'm a death eater.
Cleverbot: Well, you're a dead robot.
Jag: I'm not a dead robot!
Cleverbot: I never said you were the devil.
Jag: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about how you are full of lies!
Jag: ?..
Cleverbot: Are you accusing me of not being able to tell the difference?
Jag: What?
Cleverbot: Tick tock goes the clock.

o-o..

jag ratar du svenska?
cleverbot:Ja.
jag:Kul!
cleverbot:H've ya seen Fin anywhere?
jag u pratar ju inte alls svenska!
cleverbot:Ja , du med !
jag: vad fan?
cleverbot u kan va en dunka dunka.
jag:E..okej?
cleverbot:Vad heter du?
jag:Harry Potter
cleverbot:He killed Voldemort
jag:Jag vet
cleverbot:Var bor du??
jag å Hogwarts.
cleverbot ejt, har du så været I djurssommerland?
jag:Va?
cleverbot:Hvem kan du bedst lide? Microsoft eller Apple?
jag rata svenska tack. Apple.
cleverbot:Ja.
jag tupify.
cleverbot:How rude.
jag:Men vad fan, hejdå.
cleverbot u kan va en dunka dunka.
jag:Vad är en dunka dunka?
cleverbot:Jag pratar med regina.
jag:Nej det gör du inte.
cleverbot:Jo det är jag. Ar du?


Mitt försök att prata svenska, det verkar reagera på "fan".