Dagens citat.
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"If you work for me, I'll treat you well. In case you are worried, I am really gentle with female subjects. How about this? I'll give you top class special treatment. I'll only drug you eight times a day and only four hours of machine operations a day. You will eat with your mouth and when you sleep, I'll give you clothes. And I'll stay away from any life-threatening operations if I operate on you. How about it? This is a special offer that I've never offered to any test subject before."
Bara för att det är ett av dem sjukare citaten jag läst. x') 26 nov, 2011 23:44 |
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''Vet du vad jag tycker du ska säga till dom? graaaawwwwrrrr''
- Min älskade underbara mamma. hon ville att jag skulle säga det till dom jag var ovänner med, yeah right! 26 nov, 2011 23:47 |
Celebikai
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26 nov, 2011 23:48 |
Ida S
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Nej, Sune och hans värld xD "we live together, and harry does all the cooking." 27 nov, 2011 00:04 |
Luna 1
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'Om jag bodde i en svamp, skulle jag äta den'
'Men då skulle du vara hemlös..?' 'Nä, då kräks jag upp den igen'. ![]() 27 nov, 2011 00:08 |
Celebikai
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Just det :I ![]() ![]() 27 nov, 2011 00:21 |
Solkatten
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Live your life, cause' you only got one.
"If you expect disappointment, then you can never really be disappointed." 27 nov, 2011 00:48 |
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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
27 nov, 2011 01:35 |
Ellinor
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I love you 2-day
I love you 2-morrow Put them together And I love you 4-ever ♥ "She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad, the kind of sad that just takes time." 27 nov, 2011 08:55 |
Dracos Tvillingsyster
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27 nov, 2011 09:27 |
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