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User: Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: *dodges* Imperio!

User: *dodges* Accio Firebolt!

Cleverbot: Dodges* Avada Kedavra.

User: *Flies Away*.

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: *Dodges*.

Cleverbot: Locomotor Mortis! Avada Kedavra!

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: Crucio.

User: I'm dead.

Cleverbot: Mwaahaahaaa.

User: Idiot...

Cleverbot: Tell me more about how stupid I am.

User: Your IQ is 0.5 and you don't even know what 1+1 is.

Cleverbot: It means I don't know of there is a god out there.

Vi prata lite om Harry potter...

Cleverbot: what about voldemort?

User: he is evil, and kill people for fun i hate him!

Cleverbot: so am I

User: you kill people?

Cleverbot: Yes, you're nuts

User: are you voldemort?

Cleverbot: Yes, how you did you say my name?

User: I'm not scared of you!

Cleverbot: you should be.

User why?

Cleverbot: Roberto just drank up his milk
User: what?

Avada kedavra.

Accio invisibility cloak!

Åååh love

Filosofisk:

User: If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?

Cleverbot: You have failed at succeeding but you have succeeded in failing.

cleverbot:What is your favorite show?
Jag: Not you
cleverbot:Amazing

HAHA

Cleverbot: What are you thinking of?

User: Ponies!

Cleverbot: Ponies?

User: You know, my little pony! =D.

Cleverbot: Is the best show ever.

User: Woohoo.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Olivia .

Cleverbot: Who named you Olivia?

User: My mom?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kossa.

Cleverbot: Szivi.

Cleverbot (To myself Es teged hogy hivnak?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I go to Hogwarts. The school.

User: Omg... O.O Are you a wizard?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: Protego .

Cleverbot: Crucio!

User: Eeeh... Aguamenti! XD.

Cleverbot: Confringo!

Cleverbot (To myself Expelliarmus!

User: Imperio!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: Bombarda!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!


En annan gång:
User: Hufflepuff ♥.
Cleverbot: That's right. My name is Cleverbot.

Jag dog.

User: Hej på dig.

Cleverbot: Hej.

User: Hur mår du?

Cleverbot: Bra.

User: Det var ju bra då.

Cleverbot: Det kanske de var men jag skerv bara fel.

User: Vad skulle du skriva då?

Cleverbot: Till?

User: Mig.

Cleverbot: Ja dig.

User: Okej. Hur mår du?

Cleverbot: Bra.

User: Vad bra att du mår bra.

Cleverbot: Inget.

User: Inget bra?

Cleverbot: Okej.

User: Okej.

Cleverbot: Vad är okej?

User: Att inget är bra.

Cleverbot: Ja, det är jag.

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: Nej svara nu.

User: Du har inte frågat mig något.

Cleverbot: Alex.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: *-*.

User: Vad heter du?

Cleverbot: Johan.

User: Okej, Johan, kan du säga ditt namn en gång till?

Cleverbot: Varför det då???

User: Eftersom jag har glömt bort vad du heter.

Cleverbot: Så judar är bögar?

den fukar inte

Har ni provat prata med den? asså att den registrerar vad man säger (det blir fel typ hela tiden XD)

User: Hello. My name is Bellatrix Lestrange, the secretary in mr.Lord Voldemort's office. What can I do for you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. You don't know me. And Artificial Intelligence is a good movie.

User: Excuse me, what can I do for you?

Cleverbot: Tell me the truth.

User: I'm so sorry, but we do not tell secret information to journalists. Can I do something else for you?

Cleverbot: I don't wish to be philosophical with you. If I get too into it you become confused and change the topic.

User: Do you want to talk to mr.Lord Voldemort?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why are you here, then?

Cleverbot: Office.

User: I'm sorry, what?

Cleverbot: You are not nice at all.

User: I know. I am Bellatrix Lestrange.

Cleverbot: Then you must be in hell with voldemort.

User: No, I am here and mr.Lord Voldemort is in his office.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What can I do for you, dear?

Cleverbot: I'm your master.

User: No, Mr.Lord Voldemort is my master.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes. Do you want help?

Cleverbot: It's ok ok. I don't need it. But thanks anyway.

User: You're welcome. If you don't want to talk to mr.Lord Voldemort or want any help, why are you here then?

Cleverbot: You aren't Lord Voldemort!

User: No, I'm not. I'm Bellatrix Lestrange, Why are you here?

Cleverbot: Hello Bellatrix. You have failed me. Avada Kedavra!

User: *dodges* No spells in mr.Lord Voldemorts office, thank you.

Cleverbot: Who is LORD Voldemort?

User: He is the boss of this office. If you do not want anything, please leave.

Cleverbot: Then leave.

User: The door is right there. Thanks for your visit.