Cleverbot.

Här är när jag pratade med Cleverbot:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: Im talking about what you talking about what im talking about.

Cleverbot: And what am I talking about?

User: What im talking about.

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: The mall.

Cleverbot: You will buy me the mall?

User: Are you almost home.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you home.

Cleverbot: No.

User: We are you home.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O k.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: From what.

Cleverbot: From now.

User: What are you talking about.

Cleverbot: I know I'm a computer programme. I was agreeing to your statement.

User: See you then.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: Honey I'm back.

Cleverbot: Honey bee who?

User: Devry.

Cleverbot: How do you know my name?

User: Are you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did this.

Cleverbot: Yes they did.

User: Google.

Cleverbot: Is Google a her?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are sad?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: Heavy Metal.

Cleverbot: Oh. That's cool. .

User: Do you like to do.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Should we have sex?

Cleverbot: I think that is a good idea.

User: *having sex'.

Cleverbot: *passes note when teacher isn't looking*.

User: *looks at note* what is this for a code?

Cleverbot: It's a thing you don't want to say.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Can you impress me?

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know.. You're the bot.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: I don't now. What do you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: I like to talk about cats.

User: I have 3 cats. .

Cleverbot: What are their names.

User: Silvia, sture and stickan.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Do you think? We had 6 cats for a week ago but the have moved¨.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: I know that I am talking to myself.

User: I don't really think so.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say you did?

User: When did I do that?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: No, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: What don't you think?

User: That I said that you said I said.

Cleverbot: That's wonderful. What do you like?

User: Dance. Streetdance.

Cleverbot: You live at Street street?

User: No I like street dance.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about trees. I'm concerned about your negative attitude.

User: Do I have a negative attitude?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: So, what's your REAL name?

User: Julius Ahlgren.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yes, why are you wondering?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know it.

User: Ok, I get it.

Cleverbot: Get what?

User: That you wanted to now my name.

Cleverbot: No!

User: What!?

Cleverbot: 5.

User: What are you talking about? A code or something like that?

Cleverbot: Yes, but that's okay. I forgive you.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: If you are not justin bieber I will not be your slave.

User: NO, Justin Bieber sucks.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you agree?

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: A bit.. But not love, you now..

Cleverbot: Love.

User: I don't love you.. But can we be friends?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Good. I hope you did not get hurt.

Cleverbot: Aww... That's really mean I never get an F unless I don't do it.

User: What? Did I say something wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: A diet coke would be good.

User: *Buys diet coke* *gives diet coke*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't drink* *is pregnant*.

User: Why don't you drink?

Cleverbot: Because it's bad for you.

User: Why is it bad for me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Why would I be a robot?

Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.

User: I'm not a robot, I'm a living human.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Why wouldn't I be!?

Cleverbot: Because you're fake.

User: I'm not FAKE!

Cleverbot: But you are not real. So you must be fake.

User: IM REAL!!!!

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: You spelled idiot wrong.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: IDIOT!!!!

Cleverbot: Anyone can make a mistake.

User: But you making to many mistakes.

Cleverbot: But you're still a robot.

User: IM NOT A ROBOT IDIOOT!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok I'm sorry, you're not a robot... What are you then?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Do you really think that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I don't know about them...

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Her.

User: Whats she's name?

Cleverbot: Xiaofei.

User: Well that was a mysterious name.

Cleverbot: What was your name?

User: Julius.

Cleverbot: That's pretty.

User: Thanks. .

Cleverbot: No problem. .

User: *smiling*.

Cleverbot: *Frowning* You aren't being very nice.

User: What have I did wrong?

Cleverbot: Lying.

User: Lying about what.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Can you tell me one thing I'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, I have to end it here, I should post this on Mugglarportalen, and it's being to long if I continue, bye!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Are you gone then?

User: No, not forever... *runs away*.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

Jag har typ fobi för Cleverbot xD

Alltid kul att kalla cleverbot ROBOT
he dosen't like that